WHY, oh WHY????
Does housekeeping ALWAYS knock when you're sitting on the loo???? Literally, within seconds of my arse hitting the seat, invariably there's a tap-tap-tap at the door and the cleaner instantly appears, as I'm still shouting a panicked "hold on, just a minute!!". I'm beginning to think I'm the unsuspecting victim of some international private joke amongst housekeeping staff....