Saturday, December 31, 2016

Tower-tastic!!

What a great day today!  Unlike yesterday where simply trying to stay awake seemed too much, we had an extremely busy, sightseeing filled day today - so I think we made up for it!  Today's itinerary included a tour of the Tower of London, the London Eye and the London Dungeon - so we were certainly hitting some of the touristy highlights.

Our day started reasonably early, getting up around 7am, to be ready to jump in a cab at around 8.15am.  Our itinerary had changed at the last minute yesterday as we were supposed to have been doing a private VIP pre-opening tour including the opening ceremony (ooo - fancy!) at 8am, but unfortunately our guide was sick and couldn't take us.  Also, unbeknownst to our travel agent, there's also construction going on in the Tower right now which meant that the opening ceremony wasn't happening either.  Dammit.  So instead, we were reassigned to another tour guide called Leonie and told to meet her directly at the Tower at 9am, at regular opening hours.

Of course, the whole point of the VIP early exercise was to make sure that we didn't get snarled in horrendous queues to see the Crown Jewels, so we crossed our collective fingers and hoped that being there at opening time would be enough to get a jump start!  We arrived a little early, so hung out in Starbucks for a few minutes, re-caffeinating, and then walked across the street to the Tower and to find our new guide.  We were told to meet her at the Group Ticket office and, when we got there, it was already heaving with people.  I couldn't immediately see Leonie so called her - and then spotted her already in line for us, and number 2 in the queue to collect our tickets!  Yey for Leonie!!

We waited in the warm in the information office while she finished queuing (feeling a little bit like VIPs again!) and then she came over to introduce herself and take us round the tower.  Like our guide from the day before, she was absolutely excellent and kept us thoroughly informed and entertained as we went through the whole Tower - I certainly learnt a ton of stuff I didn't know, so it was definitely money well spent!!

So as soon as she scooped us up, we headed straight for the Crown Jewels.  I'd been to see them about a year or so ago, but again, having her commentary as we went round, explaining the history and role for each piece we were seeing just brought everything to life!  Unfortunately you are not allowed to take any pictures inside the tower where the jewels are kept, so i can't share any with you (that's one rule you figure the consequences of breaking would be bad) but needless to say, they were as impressive as I remember.

Anyway, so it took us about a half hour to do the jewels and, by the time we came out, there was already a line stretching out the door that hadn't been there when we'd arrived.  So we felt really good about that!!  And - by the time we left the Tower itself just before noon, the line not only stretched out the door, but all the way down the hill leading up to the door and double-backing on itself!  The line was probably at least an hour and a half long - and it was cold today.  So thank GOD we weren't stuck in that!!  Leonie said that there have been occasions when she's conducted her entire Tower tour while waiting on line with people!  Yikes!

So, that was that.  After the Crown Jewels, we then went round the rest of the castle in turn, checking out the White Tower (of course) which has served many functions in its time including the Armoury where weapons and ordinance was kept.  But did you know that its also where the maps were drawn, giving rise to the term "Ordinance Survey"?   The Normans who built the White Tower were considered very advanced for the age with such luxuries as indoor toilets and fireplaces & chimneys along the walls (rather than just dumped in the middle of the room) considered luxuries and innovations not seen before!    There was also the expected impressive amount of armor and weapons, including those of Henry VIII (from smaller to bigger sizes!), Charles I and James II.  All pretty old and impressive stuff.  We also saw the ravens as well as Tower Green out in the courtyard next to the chapel where both Anne Boleyn and Katherine Howard met their fate.  Off with their heads!!  Anyway, as you'd expect, I took a ton of pictures - here are the edited highlights, so enjoy!!

http://www.hrp.org.uk/tower-of-london/


We said goodbye to Leonie at just after 12pm (after a quick rest and refuel in the coffee shop for the last 30mins while she told us her final stories) and by that time, our brains were full, so we decided to head out of the Tower (no pun intended!).  The next stop on our itinerary for the day was the London Eye for a 2.30pm "flight" so we too Leonie's advice and wandered over towards Tower Bridge.  Its been a while since I've been on the bridge, so you forget how impressive it is.  ManpanionTM was trying to figure out how the bridge operated (gotta love an engineer!) and was thus helped immensely when we stumbled across the Tower Bridge Experience tour of the Engine Rooms!!  So we paid to go in there and spent a happy half hour or so looking at very large pistons and flywheels and regulators and other stuff I only had a fairly vague understanding of (basic summary though - coal - burned to produce steam - drive pistons - convert to mechanical energy).  But it was warm and, by the end of our visit, I could actually feel my feet again, so we all left happy.

Finishing crossing the bridge, the river bank was lined with Christmas stalls, selling various knick knacks and gifts, as well as lots of delicious smelling food!!  But - we'd just filled up on cheese sandwiches at the Tower - dammit!!  Anyway, we didnt have all that long to wander about as it was time to jump in a cab and head over to the Eye.

And that's when the heavy fog that had been shrouding the Tower turned from "atmospheric and spooky" to "bollocks - we're not going to be able to see anything!".  And that's exactly what happened!!!  We had the VIP Fast Pass tickets so were able to bypass the line (despite the fog, there were still a TON of people around!) and hop into one of the pods within a few minutes.  For the first quarter turn we could see a little of the surrounding view but, as we got higher and our pod disappeared more completely into the heavy fog, we could barely even make out the pods to either side of us!!!  So, to be honest, it was a bit of a bust but c'est la vie!  Win some, lose some!!

After our Eye "experience", it was time to get out of the cold for a bit so I found us a nice pub called the White Hart, about a 15 min walk away.  It was off the beaten path a bit, so we could take some respite from the crowds and we spent a very pleasant hour or so, playing Euchre and devouring bowls of poutine, mac and cheese with a horseradish crust and mushrooms on toast with Stilton.  Yum!!  At just before 4pm we decided to take a cab for the short 4min drive back to the London Dungeon (situated right near the Eye) as it was cold and we were feeling lazy.  Unfortunately our London cabbie took us instead to where the London Dungeon used to be (ie back near the Tower) rather than where it actually is today (ie right next to the Eye, where we'd just been!).  We didn't realize this until we'd hopped out of the cab and were wandering the street looking for it, and ended up asking a security guy.  So, back into a cab and race back the way we came, so that we could make our 4.30pm entrance time!  (I was also dying for a pee, so all the driving at high speed over cobbly streets was not going over well!).

After a heroic dash and sprint, we actually made it in time - hurrah!  I've been to the London Dungeon before many years ago and, from what I recall then, it was a series of exhibits of torture devices and gruesome exhibits.  This time?  Well, not so much.  I guess I should have paid more attention to the fact its now billed as an "experience" as it was basically a walk through a series of staged vignettes with actors role-playing various characters (think Sweeny Todd, an executioner, a judge etc).  We were jammed in with about 30 or so other people, so it was very herd-like and not what either ManpanionTM or I were expecting.  There were some mildly entertaining moments (G.Squid kept getting picked on by the actors, including being locked in a cage!) but mainly it was a bit of a drag, if I'm completely honest.  If I'd have known what it was, I probably wouldn't have chosen to do it.  And I also understood Leonie's lukewarm reaction earlier in the day when we said we were doing that in the afternoon - on reflection, our time would have been better spent looking at the torture exhibition in the tower!

But, live and learn - it was OK but not the same heights of awesomeness that this morning had hit!  After the Dungeon, everyone was pretty knackered (there's something inherently exhausting about getting shuffled about in large groups), so we just headed back to the hotel for a nice relaxing evening in, enjoying yummy food from M&S!  Tomorrow, we have another fun-filled action packed day ahead of us - plus its New Year's Eve!  Need to mentally prepare for the madness of NYE in the center of London...... eek!

(ps just running out now (writing this on Sat am!) so will add photo captions later!! - til then feel free to use your imaginations!!)
















































Thursday, December 29, 2016

The day that forgot time. Plus... some sock monkeys.

Beautiful interiors of St Pauls Cathedral.
Allegedly.
Ah...well, it was inevitable really.  We've been pretty busy since we arrived - and will be getting busier still - so today was deliberately scheduled as a pretty light day in terms of activities and tours.  We had an open ticket to go and visit St. Paul's Cathedral, plus the last remnants of our 48hr bus pass to do the hop-on, drop-off, wake-up, hop-off tour of the city.  
Well... none of that actually happened.

Yep.  Jetlag got us.  All of us.  And - barring a short interlude where I managed to rouse myself sufficiently to cook some English sausages and bacon (huzzah!), basically the entire first half of the day was a complete bust!!  None of our brave and fearless Transatlantic travelers could rouse themselves and as a result it was 2pm before we finally were able to get our collective asses in gear and keep ourselves awake!! Unfortunately, our St Paul's Cathedral tour was a casualty of this lassitude (I explained to ManpanionTM and Squids what we were missing - big church, lots of pointy bits), so oops - sorry, blogwatchers - I failed you.   

Here are a couple of pictures I nicked from the Internet instead....  https://www.stpauls.co.uk/ 
Exterior of St Pauls Cathedral.
Didn't see this either.  Oops.

It turns out I also screwed up on a couple of other things today - one, getting the times wrong for meeting up with the esteemed Ms.Little (I thought we were meeting up tomorrow instead!) and two) afternoon tea at Harvey Nichols (also somehow scheduled for tomorrow in my exhausted brain - oops!).  So it was all going a bit Pete Tong but - in a fortunate twist of fate - our jet-lagged induced inertia meant that we were still all at the apartment at the time that Little arrived!  We were just on the verge of getting our arses into gear, so fortunately Little's visit gave us the perfect excuse to go back to the Bunch of Grapes and get some food instead!  Huzzah!!
Huzzah!  Nothing better than a beer (or two)
with mates down at the local.  I do miss a good
old British pub.
A good natter and a couple of pints and some plates of fish and chips later, we waved Sarah off in a cab (she was heading over Battersea way for a party) and then stopped off briefly in the M&S Simply Food that's just round the corner from the hotel to stock up on supplies.  I took the opportunity to re-acquaint myself with a Millionaire's Shortcake biscuit - O.M. G.  Just as good as I remember them to be.  A few of those will definitely be coming home with me....  I also finally managed to find a crock of Stilton so couldn't resist.  Simple pleasures.

Anyway, we got back to the apartment around 5.30pm, just enough time to unwind for a bit (sitting round gossiping for a couple of hours in the pub is hard work!) and to admire the handiwork of the housekeeper who'd been in to service the apartment in the fraction of a millesecond that we'd managed to leave it.  As you can see from the cushions on the sofa, she'd certainly been hard at work while we were out loafing about.....


Then it was 6.15pm and time to leave to make the One Thing we had arranged today that we actually managed to make - a "Christmas Spectacular" concert at the Royal Albert Hall.  The Royal Albert Hall was as impressive a venue as I remembered it to be, so this was definitely (for me at least) one of the highlights of our trip.  

It didn't disappoint.  

It was a mixture of music (both classical and modern) and opera, with some dancing thrown in too for good measure - the Jingle Belles (dancers who were sturdy of thigh and not all that great) plus a couple of dancers from a well-renowned Russian ballet troop (can't remember the name, but from Siberia).  Here was the program for the evening:


The Squids are less than impressed with the Sock Monkeys
chair reservations skillz.
The music was amazing and the acoustics simply stunning.  The program was pretty varied including some of the festive classics like Sleigh Ride as well as the theme tune to the first Harry Potter film (which G.Squid was over the moon about) and the Fantasia theme as well.  For some reason, I got a bit teary-eyed when they were playing the theme to ET towards the end - that is, until someone physically cycled across the stage with ET in his basket - which kinda broke the mood!! The ballet dancers were fantastic (they danced the pas de deux from Swan Lake) and I also picked up a few ideas for ManpanionTM's costume for Halloween next year.  The opera singers were good (they sang the last song in Act 1 of La Boheme) but - despite my trying very very hard to enjoy opera and lose myself in the beauty of their INCREDIBLY LOUD AND STRONG VOICES - I still find all opera a crushing bore and ended up playing with the Sock Monkeys instead.  

Sock Monkeys Don't Care.
They are just here to have a Good Time.
There were laser displays too and - right at the very end - a bunch of fireworks lighting up the upper deck in showers of gold sparks!  Very unexpected and cool!  The concert lasted just shy of two hours and afterwards we were able to flag down a cab pretty quickly and head back to the apartment, where late night snacks of eggs, toast, cereal and sandwiches with Brie and pork sausages were just the ticket to finish the evening off in style.

So.  

I think its safe to say I learned two valuable lessons today.

One.
Always travel with Sock Monkeys.  They serve a number of invaluable purposes, from holding your seat at the bar, to distracting you during an interminably long piece of opera, to photobombing your neighbors in the row in front of you who are taking a family reunion selfie.  It was a classic moment - and one that our neighbors had no idea about.  We were literally dying with suppressed laughter and imagining the moment when someone finally says "Hang on a minute..." and spots the Sock Monkey perfectly positioning behind their right shoulder.

Two.
C'est la vie.  You make plans to do a bunch of stuff - but sometimes your body just doesn't want to co-operate with them.  And, at those moments, it probably best just to say "sod it" and go for Plan B (or C or D or ZZZZZ) instead.  After all, we are, indeed, on holiday.
And with that, good night.  Its super-busy tomorrow (promise!) so off to the land of nod I must go!  Tomorrow, its "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS" at the Tower....  :-)

Beautifully Christmassy decorations with the stage all lit up.

Me, ManpanionTM and The Squids about to settle in for a cracking
evening's entertainment.  Not pictured: the Sock Monkeys.
They were back in the bar.

A teeny tiny panoramic picture of the Royal Albert Hall.
Note: not to scale.